Mmm-mmm-ewww

As if finding a whole duck and chicken in your turkey wasn't bad enough, someone is claiming to have found a condom in a can of Campbell's soup. SG is starting to wonder what's going on in food factories these days--and if maybe we should make sure that China isn't where some food is manufactured, though lead poisoning soup could be pretty yummy!

Make your own "cream of mushroom" jokes, you filthy monsters.