Libraries and the afterlife

If there's one thing we all hate, it's those jerks they call librarians. Sure, they let you read the books for "free," but you have to fill out one of those little cards with personal information on it. Gee thanks, comrade.

Another example is the Harrison Public Library in Harrison, New York. Librarians there are charging the families of dead people for overdue library books. Apparently, these people signing out books, then they die and have the nerve not to return the books.

The librarians are not the only party to get mad at. We need to focus more on the undead: it's time they stop running around aimlessly looking for brains and show some responsibility.