You lack imagination

But do you know who doesn't?

Nepal! Why's that? Because Nepal is considering a nudity ban for people on Mt. Everest. Maybe you didn't realize insane climbers getting jiggy with it in sub-zero, low-oxygen environments was such a problem, but clearly that's because you're not adventurous enough. Hey, just because you didn't think of it doesn't mean it couldn't happen.

Also, who doesn't lack imagination? China! But they want you to. China has banned "sexually provocative sounds" on the radio and television. Perhaps that's like the noodle slurping commercial that was banned on Korean television, right? BUZZ. Incorrect. Think breast enhancement and female underwear commercials. After all, they don't just want female commandos, they want females going commando. ROWR.