The McBournie Minute: Celebrities

Remember back when you were in high school? There were always the various cliques. The top of which were the popular kids. They were the ones everyone gossiped about and wanted to know what parties they would go to that weekend. Any trend they started everyone had to be part of. It was like they lived on another plane of existence.

After high school, society as a whole keeps these elements of social fabric in place. Only now, the popular people are celebrities. We still follow their every move and idolize them, we just don't get to sit next to them in geometry.

We all know that converting to strange cult-like religions is on its way out, but adopting foreign children is here to stay. Also, carrying your newly-adopted foreign children is still in. But why carry them? Do they have weak legs? Did they not have time to master the art of walking when they were scrounging around for food prior to their adoption? Maybe it's something far worse, maybe the children's new parents are tired of walking slowly so their tiny legs can walk cover the same amount of ground.

Why are these children sapping our idols of their upper body strength? We all know they are sapping them of their figures, energy and talent. There are even signs of this happening with natural born children. What happened to Britney (aside from the pharmacy)? Does Katie Holmes even work anymore?

Please, will someone think of the celebrities?

(Thanks Rachel U.)