Touch 'em while you can

Sarasota County, Florida, is entertaining a proposition that would keep patrons 6 feet away from strippers.

Oh, yeah, and they want to ban alcohol from the strip clubs, too.

This effectively turns the nudie bar into your teenage years: watching porn in a dank, poorly lit environment; unable to buy booze; and surrounded by all your friends who want to masturbate.

Sounds swell, Sarasota.