It's official: genetics is the new phrenology

James Watson, who won a Nobel prize for helping decode DNA, has successfully staved off any further grants by lecturing that Africans are doomed by genetics to be stupid.

Watson based this on this observation: "People who have to deal with black employees find this[, the fact that their intelligence is the same as ours,] is not true."

The Guys couldn't be there, but we're pretty sure he went on to say, "I mean, am I right, white people? Whoop whoop!" He then made the international sign to raise the roof of the Science Museum in London.

We'd like to thank Watson for reminding us that a little science in the wrong hands can be a very dangerous thing.