I ain't never goin' back there, see?

Ah, the open road. Nothing like driving as fast as you want on a wide open country road. Few things that don't result in a prescription can be so exhilarating.

That is unless of course you are a 10-year-old driving a stolen school bus. That makes it a little less fun. Tip for all you would-be prepubescent car thieves: don't go for the big vehicles. Sure they're loud, but they're really slow and can easily tip over. That and they have a better chance of being standard--like you know what that means.