Thanks a lot, VH-1

As this Time Magazine article describes, nostalgia has reached a new low. 80s metal bands are teasing their hairpieces to rock out in what Vince Neil of Motley Crue calls their "heyday."

The article ends with an ominous threat by Stephen Pearcy, the owner of a decidedly non-rock name and lead singer of Ratt:

"When I'm 60 and some cool grandpa dude, I'll be rocking."

We hope you're happy, VH-1. Try and get Ratt back in the box now.