Plagues attack playoffs

The Guys are watching the Major League Baseball playoffs. As many of you know, Game 2 of the Indians-Yankees American League Division Series hit a bump when Jacobs Field was viciously attacked by a swarm of bugs.

There is no more obvious sign from our enemy that they wish to disrupt every normal aspect of our lives. They know that while they cannot attack all of us at once, they can strike fear into our hearts by one public attack. Luckily in this case, our brave boys battled on. Though rumor has it the insects left after Insect King and Yankee shortstop Derek Jeter commanded them to disperse.