'Teletubbies responsible for all wars in world!'
A first grade teacher was arrested at her school after showing up to work drunk. We can only wonder what her lesson plan was. Presumably incoherrant, but awesome:
- Paradoxes/plot holes in the Berenstein Bears series.
- Why nice guys never get girls because girls are in love with assholes.
- Sharon, Lois and Bram are underappreciated by today's music standards.
- She loves you all, and she doesn't say it nearly enough. No really, did anyone ever tell you how funny you are? She means, damn.
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