This is just too easy

Traffic problems occurred in Sellersburg, Indiana after a flatbed truck dropped two portable toilets Interstate 65 recently. Alright, this one's just too easy, it's time for a joke off!

• Man, traffic has really gone down the toilet.
• I heard the traffic report, it was total crap.
• The way people drive on the highways really pisses me off.
• Talk about getting rear-ended.
• Finally, they're installing more restrooms on the road.
  
• My insurance company is not going to believe this.
• Poop.