Assault with a deadly condiment
There are some battles not worth fighting, and then there are matters of pickles. In Michigan, men clearly know this addage, as one man is currently facing assault charges with pickles.
Two friends got into an argument over pickles when one man, Bobby Lee Bolen, was hanging out at his friend's house and got hungry. He went to the fridge and grabbed a jar of pickles. When Bolen's friend, Jody Lee, said he could not afford to feed everyone, Bolen got upset stormed off, but later returned to throw two pickles at Lee.
Key quote: "'If this is not the silliest case I've ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the Top 10,' Berrien Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield said. 'The fact that it's silly doesn't mean that it's not serious.'"
Two friends got into an argument over pickles when one man, Bobby Lee Bolen, was hanging out at his friend's house and got hungry. He went to the fridge and grabbed a jar of pickles. When Bolen's friend, Jody Lee, said he could not afford to feed everyone, Bolen got upset stormed off, but later returned to throw two pickles at Lee.
Key quote: "'If this is not the silliest case I've ever seen in this courtroom, it certainly is in the Top 10,' Berrien Trial Court Judge Scott Schofield said. 'The fact that it's silly doesn't mean that it's not serious.'"
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