Pass the Pepto

Even though we haven't mentioned it in a while, the world of competitive eating has been going strong. A while back eight million-time champ Takeru Kobayashi had to take a break from the sport due to jaw arthritis. Much like Roger Clemens, since his return, he has not been the same. (Fun fact: Roger Clemens can eat his own weight in doughnuts.)

In any case, since then, American Joey Chestnut has been cleaning up. Not literally, he's actually doing the opposite. I mean, he has been rocking the eating competitions. The latest being hamburgers, where he ate 103 in eight minutes. And why do people hate this country?