Just wait until you see the cartoon tie-in

China doesn't like you. This is more or less evident from reported cases of toys with gross amounts of lead, to tainted food being released over here, to even aligning with our enemies the animals by allowing SARS to become nearly rampant worldwide. It should be noted that while they may hate the world, they've been keeping most of their hate focused on the U.S. Luckily, they seem to have turned their attention toward a closer victim--Australia. To be more specific, Australia's youth. Or even more specifically, Australia's date-raping youth. Talk about a niche market.