Porn is hell
There's a new threat to American GIs.
No, not IEDs.
No, not lack of body armor.
No, not even uranium-depleted silverware in MREs.
It's porno! Fortunately, the American Family Association (AFA) is leading the fight against selling 18-year-old heroes Playboy and Penthouse.
No, really. Just those magazines. All others were already pulled from shelves in 1996 because of this group's busy-bodying.
So, this calls for another email campaign! Here's their form, and the subject line should read: "Thanks for not serving in Iraq or Afghanistan."
No, not IEDs.
No, not lack of body armor.
No, not even uranium-depleted silverware in MREs.
It's porno! Fortunately, the American Family Association (AFA) is leading the fight against selling 18-year-old heroes Playboy and Penthouse.
No, really. Just those magazines. All others were already pulled from shelves in 1996 because of this group's busy-bodying.
So, this calls for another email campaign! Here's their form, and the subject line should read: "Thanks for not serving in Iraq or Afghanistan."
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