Painful Headline of the Day

Immigration can be a female dog, especially these days. But when it means you end up having your most manly of members cut off because of it, your experience is just a little worse.

A man from El Salvador is suing the government because he was held over in immigration and could not get proper treatment for cancer on his penis. Because he could not get treatment in time, he and his little friend had to part ways permanently. Worst part is, the cancer has also hit the terminal stage.