Interstellar War on Animals
You wouldn't really know it by the story, but aliens obviously hate animals as much as we do. A 1972 meteorite just happened to hit a cow in Venezuela, killing it. It's the only known fatality from a meteor.
Anyone want to place bets it was some Martian sniper's work? We all know cows have it coming to them. In any case, the meteorite sold for $1,554 at an auction recently, while others sold for hundreds of thousands. Clearly, the meteorite-bidding community has no sense of worth for such a precious artifact.
Anyone want to place bets it was some Martian sniper's work? We all know cows have it coming to them. In any case, the meteorite sold for $1,554 at an auction recently, while others sold for hundreds of thousands. Clearly, the meteorite-bidding community has no sense of worth for such a precious artifact.
Labels: The War on Aliens, The War on Animals
1 Comments:
My theory is that it was either these aliens:
http://a248.e.akamai.net/f/248/5462/2h/images.gamezone.com/screens/24/4/78/s24478_pc_50.jpg
Or this one:
http://plooble.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2007/07/31/marvin_martian.jpg
By Rick Snee, at 1:28 PM
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