American priests: take note

Ironically, Ireland (that's alliteration, homes), has reported a priest scandal that doesn't involve altar boys.

The priests, instead, stand accused of misappropriating the collection plates by funneling them into a company called, this blog kids you not, Shag. The purpose was to finance gambling and foreign trips, property and lavish gifts for their girlfriends.

This blog recommends that the Vatican file this under "boys will be boys," especially considering their ages: 81, 71 and 64.