What's so bad about Bob?

Poor Bob Allen. While everyone has been obsessing over Sen. Larry Craig's bathroom stall, nobody noticed that the Florida state representative was found guilty of soliciting sex from an undercover officer. Of course, he's sticking with the "just hanging out in the bathroom with scary men" story, but why doesn't he get to be interviewed by Matt Lauer?

Also, when is it a good time to get a new group of attorneys? When your "team of defense attorneys decide not to present any evidence or testimony to the jury. Allen was not put on the witness stand to deny the story told by Titusville police officer Daniel Kavanaugh." That's probably a good sign too.