Iran plans to give Bush AIDS

This is a SeriouslyGuys exclusive story. Iran announced yesterday that they have "made a medical breakthrough with a formula to control symptoms of AIDS."

Then today, Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad suggested "that anyone who refused to accept an invitation would suffer a bad fate."

Mr. President, we know you're reading this. Stay away from Iranian women.

That is all. Resume living your red-blooded American lives.