Night of the Elected Dead
Sam Duncan is a motivated man. He won't even let death keep him from his campaign.
Duncan may have died in October, but that didn't mean a thing to the people of Union County, N.C. They gave him 12,000 votes to elect him to the county's Soil and Water Conservation board.
Voters said they were not notified of Duncan's death. Clearly, there are zombies or zombie sympathizers in the Union County Board of Elections.
As we all know, this is not the first case of the undead campaigning for public office.
Grab your shotguns, stock up on ammo and practice your head shots, everyone. It seems the zombie uprising is edging closer with each new day.
Stay tuned to SG for updates on the rise of the undead.
Duncan may have died in October, but that didn't mean a thing to the people of Union County, N.C. They gave him 12,000 votes to elect him to the county's Soil and Water Conservation board.
Voters said they were not notified of Duncan's death. Clearly, there are zombies or zombie sympathizers in the Union County Board of Elections.
As we all know, this is not the first case of the undead campaigning for public office.
Grab your shotguns, stock up on ammo and practice your head shots, everyone. It seems the zombie uprising is edging closer with each new day.
Stay tuned to SG for updates on the rise of the undead.
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