The few, the proud, the locked out

Sure, everyone feels safer when they live near a military base. But there are some problems with military neighbors, and it's not just the early morning jog sessions.

They seem to like messing with people's garage doors.

It's happened a few times now. Most recently in Quantico, Virginia. The moral of the story, kids, is if you move near a base, get comfortable with the idea of manually opening your garage door.