Raise my eggs, see?

It is normal during the course of a war for some to wonder if the cause it truly just. We now know that the War on Animals is a just war indeed. Our enemy isn't even human.

Take the cowbird, for example. They lay their eggs in other bird species' nests and just leave them there for the other bird to raise their young. If the eggs are removed, the cowbirds trash the nest. It's mafia-style tactics at their very worst. Or "woist."