Daddy needs his medicine

Hospital food across the world is the finest cuisine around, second only to plane food. Seeking to capitalize on the fun-filled atmosphere one can only find in hospitals, a new restaurant has opened in Taipei.

Key quote: "As many as 10 visitors can sit around each bed at the D.S. Music Restaurant, a hospital-themed eatery, and watch showgirls dance on weekend nights or chat up 'nurses' whose rabbit-ears complement their starched white uniforms."

Hospitals have showgirls? I need to get injured sometime soon.