They're abandoning their posts

Tuesdays are normally pretty bland, so how about some good news from the fronts of the War on Animals? One of the most militant wings of our enemy, the bees, are going missing.

That's right, across the world, soldier after soldier is being reported AWOL. This blog believes it is the certainty of their side's loss that it is happening. If we keep this up the lack of pollination will help us win the next war on the horizon: the War on Plants.