The Wide World of More Than Just Sports

Despite all the handwriting and dire warnings, fornication trafficking did not rise in Germany during last year's World Cup tournament, proving once and for all that soccer is the only thing in the world more important than copulation.

Remember, if scientists were involved, it has to be true.

What's that you say? Science isn't right all the time? Poppycock! Those were simply aberrations done by....the scientists' roadies. Yes, that will do nicely.