It seemed like such a good idea after the first five beers

First, a sea lion attacks a surfer, then the bees are skiddadlin'. What next? Giraffes are scaring the poop out of our drunk girls, that's what's next. It's senseless mayhem such as this that's reason why a war on animals has been declared.

Key quote: "Police have launched an investigation to find out how the intoxicated students entered the zoo at night and climbed the 10 foot high fence surrounding the giraffe cage."

Personally, I'm pretty sure that she used her hands and feet.