Its snout takes what it wants

The War on Animals continues to a possibly deadly level-an elephant is now attempting to mug people.

That's right people, the animals are now sending elephants out as common hoodlums. Why, I wouldn't be surprised if it didn't have Thug Life tattooed across its tusks. Be fearful of this elephant teaching such a trick to its offspring, lest we find ourselves in a world full of elephant enforcers waiting to break our kneecaps.