The suspects have escaped

It is this blog's sad duty (teehee, we said "duty") the lost whales that took a trip to Sacramento have escaped capture, trial and likely a likely death sentence. Thanks to weeks of traitors giving aid and comfort to the enemy, scientists are saying the whales most likely have made it back to the ocean.

However, they cannot really confirm if they made it, because they lost track of them during the night. This blog remains hopeful it means they were spirited away by a clandestine operation for "questioning."