Bird in hand now only worth one in bush

Inspiring news from the front: it seems that we're winning the War on Animals. Well, at least in the case of birds. According to the National Audubon Society, those traitors, many birds commonly found in your back yard are not so common anymore.

This can only mean one thing: we're winning the fight. Along with the occasional assistance of cats, we have been doing whatever we can to make them lose ground. More importantly, to loose numbers.