Cleavage guys don't like

Teenage boys are among the biggest fans of breasts, except, as it turns out, when those breasts are on their own chests. Apparently last year, 14,000 boys between the ages of 13 and 19 underwent breast reduction surgery.

That's roughly 70 percent of everyone who had the operation. What does this mean for our teens? It means boys are finding they are not getting the manly pectoral muscles they expect at the tail end of puberty. Instead, they are getting some budding boobs.

Take it from SG, boys. While no guy likes having their own breasts, getting man boobs means you really are a man, so start shaving your legs and drinking appletinis.