Don't even think about sending cheese

It's been a while since we've seen anything dangerous sent through the mail in this country. Gone are the days of anthrax and the letter bomb. However, there's a new threat in the mail: the stink bomb.

A package in Washington, D.C. did not make it to its final destination because post office workers notice it smelled terrible. After calling in the bomb squad, it was determined the package was not hazardous. Well, at least not deadly. The box contained a dirty diaper and some spinach.

Great, thanks, U.S. Postal Service, now some homeless man's lunch will go uneaten.