The fax machine is in its last throes

The people of Boston are many things--rabid baseball fans, lousy drivers and predominately Irish. But now they can add a new one to that list: panicky.

A messed up fax at a Bank of America was interpreted as (of COURSE!) a bomb threat. An entire strip mall had to be evacuated because of the fax. The police were called and many shops were closed. Keep in mind, they are people who think Aqua Teen Hunger Force are terrorists.