Free show for the pure

Are you extremely poor? Do you live in New York? Are you willing to embarrass yourself for free tickets to a play? First off, you need to re-evaluate your priorities. Secondly, we may have found the perfect play for you.

Just one catch, you need to prove you are a virgin in order to get into the "My First Time" show. But odds are if you are a virgin, you are probably more interested in Star Wars.

Key quote: "'There are a limited number of "virgin tickets" available,' he said. 'However, there are not that many virgins in New York City.'"