Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water ...

It's summer. Warm weather, a comfortable atmosphere (depending on where you are), grilled food, and typically the ability to relax. Now, put that into the mind of a teenager: angst, strife, and a lack of being able to refresh your MySpace homepage every 15 seconds while in the outdoors. That's already an extremely stressful half-hour to one of them (what if someone in your Top 24 drops you? ZOMG!!!11), but to couple that with being attacked by flying fish (even if they don't actually fly) ... well, that's just down right mean.

Key quote: "We all started crying and screaming and stuff."

The next time you're outdoors, instead of pointing that Roman candle to the sky, point it at the local lake. Together, maybe we can help prevent more and stuff from happening to more of our country's youth.