Not exactly meals on wheels

Hey parents, did you know that even deactivated cell phones can call 911? You should. A 4-year-old girl in Illinois was given an old cell phone to play with by her mother. So she called 911 287 times.

Authorities tried to pinpoint the source of the calls, but in the end, they convinced her that if she told them her address they would bring McDonald's. The bastards found the place, but didn't bring the food.

This blog doesn't mind fighting childhood obesity in this country, we're only a few years away from having to widen our doorways. But promising a 4-year-old McDonald's and then not giving it to her? That's just plan mean.