Dodo is fightless, not fightless

Scientists have unearthed a skeleton of a dodo bird and are looking forward to studying it. However, gloating in our victory over the flightless bird can be taken too far.

Key quote: "'The geneticists who want to get their hands on this will be skipping down the street,' he said, after bringing the last of the remains to the surface."

Skipping or not, we cannot allow these geneticists to get their hands on the skeleton. Undoubtedly they intend to take DNA from the bones. We all know what happens after that--they try cloning the dodo bird and before you know it, we have a real-life hell with shades of Jurassic Park, only without Jeff Goldblum. Holy chaos theory!