The gift that keeps on pooping

Every country comprised of humans can be considered an ally in the War on Animals. Certainly our ally in China has had a checked past. First they effectively kill off river dolphins, then they send the world's tallest man to help a stuck porpoise.

Now they are dancing the line once again, brave warriors. The Chengdu Giant Panda Breeding Base is selling various souvenir products made from panda poop. You read that correctly, not only are the Chinese intentionally trying to save a species we have worked so hard to keep eliminate, but they are trying to profit from these monsters.

This blog is forced to assume that they are breeding the giant pandas to enslave them and use the profits from their dung to provide us all panda slaves one day.