I called the witchneighbor

It's been a long time since we've been troubled by the occult. This blog came down hard against witchdoctors, voodoo and the like over a year ago. Don't thank us, we're just doing our job.

However, it seems there may be a resurgence in the trend, after a Wiccan woman was arrested in Wisconsin. Neighbors complained she was being too loud one night, as she chanted and danced around a fire.

Key quote: "He said Barney at one point poured lighter fluid on the fire, in which she was burning rubber car mats and a cooler."

Sounds like a normal religion to me.