Snakes in a Suitcase

Snakes nearly got on a plane, along with crocodiles in Egypt. According to the local media, a Saudi man tried to get his suitcase, which was filled with cobras and baby crocodiles, through security yesterday. The discovery shocked the airport security.

Key quote: "The 22-year-old passenger, identified only as Anas, said he needed the reptiles, which also included chameleons, for scientific research at his university in Saudi Arabia."

Research, of course. We all know that he was taking these animals to a country where torturing is legal, much like how CIA operatives take suspected terrorists to similar countries for "research." Keep up the good work, Anas!

In case you were wondering, the Snakes on a Plane jokes may never end.