Return to sender

Everyone knows nothing good comes out of the mailbox these days. It's all just junk mail and bills. Any meaningful communication is done in other methods.

Then there's the strange thing a mail carrier found one day recently in Pennsylvania: human remains. Put away your CSI hats, everyone, they were cremated remains and they were in a plastic baggie. Apparently someone wanted to mail their beloved to the big mailbox in the sky.

Key quote: "'In my 19 years of police work, never has something like this occurred,' Pottstown police Capt. F. Richard Drumheller said."