More evidence of thieves being braintrusts

45 parrots were recently stolen from a pet shop. Yes, you read that right: 45 parrots. Not 46 parrots, not 44 parrots, nor cash, jewelry or electronics ... just 45 parrots. To whomever committed this act of grand theft animal larceny, we can only hope that you do your right part in the War on Animals. If not, well ... you might want to be made aware that parrots tend to be noisy. Book 'em, Dan-O.