Like they do on the Discovery Channel

For as long as there has been war there have been the temptress spies getting information from officers and their loose lips in bed. The most famous example of this is Mata Hari. However, it seems the War on Animals has taken the femme fatal to a whole new level.

Blame it on the Norwegians.

Farmers and animal owners in Denmark openly advertise bordellos where the wares are not women, but animals. Shockingly enough, this is more or less legal in Denmark, and Norwegian tourists are flocking to them. This blog understands the tempting nature of the thought of making love to one of our enemy, but we all must forgo the urge or they will know too much about our operations.

(Brought to you by Elliot)