Love that dirty water

Marcos Diaz, the Dominican world-record swimmer, has beaten asthma and become a pretty good swimmer, seeing as how he swam the Strait of Gibraltar faster than anyone else. He now has a new challenge ahead of him: on Saturday he will swim around the island of Manhattan. He hopes to raise money for Dominican children with cancer.

In future news, Marcos Diaz, the Dominican world-record swimmer is dead of meningitis.