Thirsty much?

An Atlantic City councilman and a former council president are charged with blackmail after videotaping another councilman having sex with a hooker. Of course, he claims she wasn't a prostitute anyway, because the money he gave her was for "sodas," which is now my favorite go-to excuse.

Saying "go get yourself a soda" is so much nicer and pleasant than "the money's on the table." Also, I can only wonder how the guy was videotaped. I mean, if it was via a special surveillance camera, that's one thing, but if he, a councilman, actually let them dance around him while he's making sure the lady's earning her soda money, he might just possibly deserve to be extorted.