How's it taste?

Men: Are you trying to find a way to break up with your girlfriend but just can't find the right words? Why not bite the head off her pet snake? That's what one Northern Ireland man did recently.

Freudian? Sure. But one shouldn't be dating a woman who owns a snake in the first place. Snakes don't belong in Ireland anyway, St. Patrick, the warrior of yore, drove them all off the island centuries ago.