'And on your left, a bleeding whale'

Remember that show, Scared Straight? Of course not, that was almost 30 years ago.

But the Japanese remember it and are using similar tactics to benefit the War on Animals. In this case, they harpooned a whale in front of whale watchers.

Key quote: "There were two other whale-watching boats nearby, but one of them left after a child started crying."

That's what we call a lesson learned, so long as the parents don't coddle that kid with therapy.