Not exactly Flipper

Once again, our military is getting wishy-washy in the War on Animals. This blog understands there is more than one war going on, and it's important to get our troops the best equipment, training and medical treatment in the world, but that should not apply to dolphins.

Our troops are now being forced to get prosthetic limbs made alongside one made for Winter the dolphin. THE ENEMY! Winter lost her tail long ago when she became entangled in a net. Since then she has become to only dolphin to survive without a tail. Giving her a prosthetic tail does nothing but give this animal a chance at becoming more powerful than any other porpoise in the world.

Next we will be affixing lasers to their heads.