Turn left at strange rock by the sheep

Britain says that satellite navigation units are not to be trusted. This would be understandable if not for:

1. Some satellite nav units use "Karen," a strange British woman to guide people.
2. Their evidence was based out of Wales, a country that has only four words in its native language and none of those words have vowels in them. In Welsh, "satellite technology" means "new age sheep tracker."
3. Their evidence is also woefully old. Anyone that's been to my hometown and has attempted to use a satellite nav unit to traverse through there has learned to never trust the unit ... it'll take you through an invisible meadow.