Don't look down ... or up ... or right ... or left

Spencer Tunick will photograph 800 naked people in South Beach, Florida, next month, which is about two or three hundred shy of the number of naked people you would find in South Beach on a typical Friday night. I can only envision the Craig's List ad right now:

Wanted: Male or Female, glistening, golden body, for picture-taking. Must be in shape, live in the South Beach area, and have a natural personality. People that go to the gym need not apply, as I think you're doody-heads.

(Also, the picture in the article may be NOT SAFE FOR WORK, but you'll have to do a whole lotta squinting to figure out if it is or isn't.)